• “Did you save any birds for me, or did you watch them all?” – my husband

  • My husband’s response to a broken china cup: “We already have a compost heap. Why don’t we start a midden pile?”

  • Recent dinner conversation: the cook said, “I put a surprise ingredient in this!” One of the eaters said, “It’s raisins. The surprise is always raisins.” It was raisins.

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